There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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