went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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