So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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