I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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