just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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