My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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