I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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