bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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