big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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