They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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