they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
