shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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