Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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