Whod you bang
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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