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(512): View more from Texas

My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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(713): View more from Texas

wait, did i just see you litter out your window??

(281): View more from Texas

umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.

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(301): View more from Maryland

you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.

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(706): View more from Georgia

im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.

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(716): View more from New York

she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it

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(630): View more from Illinois

True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.

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