garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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