Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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