I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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