Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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