Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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