Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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