these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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