i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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