Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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