i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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