I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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