I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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