3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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