That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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