he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
