her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
