oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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