Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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