saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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