The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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