It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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