Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I need a beard to bite.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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