Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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