How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We need a shit load of segways right now
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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