idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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