And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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