Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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