8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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