I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Life without a bra equals bliss.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
