Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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