Christians are straight up FREAKS
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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