covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
