I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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