y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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