There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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