sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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