I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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