Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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