that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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