Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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