sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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