In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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