a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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