He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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